Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Now You Know


Reasons to Kill yourself:
1. Yourself
2. Thats all

Reasons to not Kill yourself:

1. No sex for you ( even if u had some.. no more for you right!!??)
2. Cos you don't really want to kill yourself..
3. You can kill yourself later right?? who knows.. you might even find a reason not to do it..
4. You won't get to play with them doggies... *golden retrievers* =)
5. Me! you'll miss me..
6. Cos u won't get the chance to play with polar bears in the north pole.
7. Cos you won't get to eat nasi goreng pattaya... slurp slurp.
8. Cos you might not have the chance to fall in love again
9. Cos your soft toys will feel really lonely
10. Cos there are many other bad people out there to deserve to die. not you...
11. Cos you wont be able to drive the guys up the walls.... (if ur a girl)
12. Cos you wont get to read this and not knowing that i re-did it cos it suddenly disappeared
13. Okay??
14. I know you're fine. I'm proud of you =)
15. And also cos you love yourself.. and i love you too =)

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