Friday, July 4, 2008

=( SICK







I'm sick! First it was a stinging throat, then followed by a plethora of sneezes. Sigh, now i'm feverish. I haven't lost my appetite!!! The most undesired part!! I can't bloody taste the glorious food!!!

Things to do when you're sick...

A few of my own ideas...

1. count the number of strands of hairs on your..... pubic area???
2. burst a pimple, or press put your white heads!!
3. look at baby photos!!
4. lie in bed, watch the fan, and try to determine the rpm at each speed and see if they're proportional!!
5. practice kissing with your pillow!!! you never know when it'll come into good use!!
6. try finding, and apprehending that rat that has been making all the noise on your ceiling boards and keeping you away form dreamland.
7. Read up on the stupid horny Najib case! criticise him...
8. Listen to Michael Jackson's Billie Jean!
9. watch tom and jerry!!!
10. call your best friend... cook up a story on how you landed in hospital and almost lost your life and make her promise you a big big get well present!!!


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