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'I Loathe Girls' . Spewed only from the rotten mouths of little boy-rascals. Due time, they do learn. Girls are jolly to the brim. Its just all up to you to unearth.

Just so you know. I am doing fine in college. My class, without girls, would just be nothing more than a bunch of crummy flowers you find, outside a florist.

With just 8 girls in my class, they make up more than the just a single digit. More like the pretty corollas upon turgid stalks, in a florist.

This blog post i dedicate to all the ball-less organisms in my class.

1. Alison

A pink bubble that bounces perfectly elastically with other objects. In other words, does not lose kinetic energy or energy in any other form. Does not seem to ever carry a dark fiery cloud over it. Just an ever-glowing Halo, with an everlasting smile.

2. Chin Yuen

Hah. The 'Big ear hole', directly translated from chinese. A wacky pumpkin thats probably really generous on halloween with her golden insides.

3. Hui Mei

She actually looks like my sister! Anyway, id say, a strawberry thats filled with rat brains. Please do not get me wrong. Google the rat brain and you'll find out that the speed of nerve impulses in rats are a few times of the humans. So, you know how smart rats are, they just don't smell good. Oh, this strawberry is really tall.

4. Joanne

This Red Tomato, imported all the way from JB. Has juicy insides (not that i have opened it up before), and its skin does not seem to wrinkle with time.

5. Khye Theng

The female durian of A-levels. Great in leaving pungent trails of aroma for people to follow.

6. S00 Hue

What fruit is really quiet?? I guess not a fruit at all. Maybe a Rabbit that hops like a kangaroo!!!!

7. Voon Hui

The prison break fanatic. Rock on Michael Scofield!!

8. Yuan Yee

The boundless energy tiger cub thats always up to mischief. steals people's handphones.


So, the guys outside my class are really missing out on the marvelousness of the girls in my class. You gotta check them out.

People say i have a very strong feminism about myself. Oh well, little boys don't loath me! =)