Assuming no Assumptions

Sony ur HDD really sucks

2010-04-12T16:19:00.000-07:00

U made me not study,

U made me watch more movies,

U made my heart skip,

U made that nerving blip.

And then U had a S.M.A.R.T. failure.

Which now makes U a functionless player.

Oh bore off u Sony HDD.

Oh wait u're actually a Toshiba.

U do not deserve to be inside a Sony.

Damn you Sony HDD.

'I don't like U' , says Peewee xp

Hullo...

2010-03-08T15:04:00.000-08:00

Thrashed.

Squash.

Crushed.

Whats that ah????

Warwick is nice.

I concluded even without seeing it.

Maybe it wasn't the place.

Prolly the company.

But not ENOUGH!!!!

sigh.....

1 more hour to go...

2010-02-16T04:45:00.000-08:00

See My Face???

I'm excited =)

So here we go...

2010-02-14T12:08:00.000-08:00

1st day if cny

1. Sick

2. Cannot eat

3. Ppl take care of me

4. Feel useless to some extent.

5. even when I am sick time passes so fast.

6. Whats up with this world???

Today we had a discussion.

Adelynn: Wha... these fish bones look so damn cool la... look at it! i wanna learn the anatomy of the fish!

Jo Yee: *points*. Thats the arse of the fish.

Mel: Yee disgusting la u...

Jo Yee: So adelynn what have u been diong all these while ah?

Adelynn: Why god make everything so complicated??

Keane: So what? 2 amoebas... Poop! * makes action of 2 amoebas forming from 1*

Jo Yee: and who says 2 amoebas are simple?? for all u know they have their own communication on a different dimension.

Keane: there is still not much explanation to how animals communicate with each other.

Jo Yee: *points into a dish* for all u know thats a metropolitan in there in a totally different dimension. ( jo yee whats with u and ur dimensions..)

So what do u think?? What does god make everythi8ng so complicated??

At London

2010-01-27T10:08:00.000-08:00

Fell down yesterday.

Twisted my foot.

Ankle is fine.

But walking is painful.

=(

But Li May is here to make me feel all the better =)

London is a Great place.

Very Energetic.

Found some cheap-but-worth-it pasta right around the Tavistok Corner.

Feel Dejavu.

London. Twice. 1 month.

=) =)

I really am feeling better =).

So?

2009-12-31T15:42:00.000-08:00

Nothing is impossible. Right? And there is no such thing as perfection as well.

So, is it perfection possible or impossible??

Please tell me....

Feeling....

2009-12-17T10:59:00.000-08:00

Unproductive.

I'm not doing much. Har har.. sleeping alot. Wake up Joyee Yap!!! you stupid boi....

At least i have set aside more goals...

Do i have to write them down??

Day dreaming alot lately....

of meadows and fluffy bunnies..

London is coming!! 5 days left..

Feeling left out not being able to drive the spanking new 4 wheeler...

damn...

stop day dreaming!!!!!

I'm Dropping Dead xp

2009-12-14T17:17:00.001-08:00

This is the first time i put up a girl celebrity's face on my blog.

I love zooey.... deschanel

500 days of summer. =)

Good food!!

2009-12-08T14:13:00.000-08:00

Been cooking all these good stuff =)

Sheesh

2009-11-24T18:45:00.001-08:00

There's no easy way to peel an onion

2009-11-24T10:29:00.001-08:00

No feeling too good today.

Weather is depressing.

I'm feeling so lazy.

So behind schedule.

Meals take up too much time.

Need better time management. (shit)

Dislike SolidWorks

No food.

Looking on the positive side: I still have time =)

So I am restarting my whole schedule.

Freakin' starting now!

Feel

2009-11-14T11:00:00.001-08:00

I've never been more sure about it.

But what do you know....

Regularities are not so as depicted all the time

There is that coincidence.

We'll see how long this will last.

If it does, it does.

Melt, Whisk, Beat.

Moved

2009-11-14T10:44:00.000-08:00

So i've finally moved out!

well, not exactly finally...

It took me just a week to move out compared to Keane's 7 weeks!

So this is how my New Room looks like =)

Thats my new room! Love it.

Its much quieter here... less partying...

feeling better =)

sometimes

2009-11-04T14:32:00.000-08:00

Food at my hall sucks

Going to move out.

Hope i can get a room.

okla... i update

2009-10-22T17:19:00.000-07:00

The problem is, i can't do anything about the problem.

I'm parallel vector to the situation plane. An infinite line, that goes on forever. Hoping that i could get a little closer to the surface of the plane, hoping for that little imperfection that would alter my direction, even the slightest change, will be good.

So i will go on. Like swimming and looking down at the pool floor.. trying to get closer.. it does not get deeper. Worse of all, it does not get shallow either. It's parallel.

Some of the fun that i had in the last week =)

80 meatballs

A foot each

Thats quite alot of food. And i've been having lots of chips.

Cough has gotten better. Stay away you!!!

Taaa~~~~~~

walao... i damn sakai man.

2009-10-05T10:17:00.002-07:00

It actually went up all the way to 7.0 mb/s.

Tmnet. U suck man.

everything is fine here. except that im down with a stupid fever.

But i am getting better already. Thanks to Keane and elena, who have taken care of me the past 2 days.

Cooked noodles for me without the chlli powder and all.. =) lucky me la.

I hope to get them pictures from Keane soon. They are all in his D80.

Societies I am joining: entrepreneur's society, Squash Club, Theatre, and thats about it i guess. Cant involve meself in too many things.

The catered food is by far the worse part of Southampton. Its really quite bad. Maybe i will move out after some time. But i love my room!! its really huge. and the toilets here are super big as well. havent done laundry with the service yet. its freakin 2 pounds for wash. So i've been hand washing my clothes ...

People here are really friendly, Michelle said that people in London are really stuck up. I wouldn't like that.

Got myself a nice set of speakers!! for 50 pounds. they're quite good. I can finally watch transformers (yet to do it).

Pictures will be on the way....

The Guard

2009-09-14T04:30:00.000-07:00

The guard outside my house.

I dont even know his name!!

I should ask him.

The first time i saw him...

I was thinking.. a bit too cute to be a guard right........

And the hair is too cool...

He was awfully polite... And he never fails to smile... just like wei khai =)

And so i kinda got to know him.

Found out that he is actualy here on student visa from india. A punjabi.

One day he seemed bored.. so i got him a reader's digest to read.

And the nest day he asked me... Ni hao ma??? Ni qi na li???

He's 23.

Going back at the end of this year to continue his education and obtain his degree.

In sciences.

Really interesting person this...

Today i gave him another 2 magazines.

Tomorrow i will get his name.

And picture.

Okay..

2009-08-29T23:46:00.000-07:00

I was initially appalled. =)

i look liked i was mangled by a wolf.

I was soo geeky!!!!

Hmmm... thinking of which....

check this out...

My new hair is alright.

And thats not my new hair of course...

Going

2009-08-26T06:35:00.000-07:00

This is where i will be going =)

Southampton

Beach

butts

hahahaha....

cool

2009-08-22T03:08:00.000-07:00

Now You Know

2009-08-12T19:59:00.000-07:00

Reasons to Kill yourself:

1. Yourself

2. Thats all

Reasons to not Kill yourself:

1. No sex for you ( even if u had some.. no more for you right!!??)

2. Cos you don't really want to kill yourself..

3. You can kill yourself later right?? who knows.. you might even find a reason not to do it..

4. You won't get to play with them doggies... *golden retrievers* =)

5. Me! you'll miss me..

6. Cos u won't get the chance to play with polar bears in the north pole.

7. Cos you won't get to eat nasi goreng pattaya... slurp slurp.

8. Cos you might not have the chance to fall in love again

9. Cos your soft toys will feel really lonely

10. Cos there are many other bad people out there to deserve to die. not you...

11. Cos you wont be able to drive the guys up the walls.... (if ur a girl)

12. Cos you wont get to read this and not knowing that i re-did it cos it suddenly disappeared

13. Okay??

14. I know you're fine. I'm proud of you =)

15. And also cos you love yourself.. and i love you too =)

=)

2009-08-09T17:41:00.000-07:00

God Blessed Me =)

I got the results i wanted =)

Sunnee

2009-07-31T19:17:00.000-07:00

I was at Ikea with my sister last week..

We were going through the soft toys section.

And while i was looking through..

I saw this oh so cute little bear bear. =)

And i showed it to my sister... Its only 9.90!!!!

We were going to buy him when my che che realised that...

Eh?? how come got no Ikea tag wan!!!????

Then we realised... He was an abandoned bear bear.

I decided to adopt him =)

Just look at him....

We did a good deed =)

I Melted =)

2009-07-23T04:35:00.000-07:00

Today, i got home feeling really tired from the bank.

I finished bathing and went straight to bed. Just as i hit the pillow, i suddenly remembered this, and though i was feeling extremely woozy already, i just couldn't wait.

I got my bag, and drew this out.

Instantly, i could feel my heart beating faster.

I started to have a little cold sweat.

My tiredness went away.

i think my eyes watered a little....

I love you guys =) =) =)

and oh! apparently i stomp my feet and always shout WOIH!!! when the class gets a little out of hand.. but you know.. they're great kids.. LOVE THEM!!!!

2009-07-17T20:30:00.000-07:00

Audi Fan

2009-07-15T04:00:00.000-07:00

R8 V10.

A5 Cabriolet
Check These Out.

Sister

2009-07-15T03:58:00.001-07:00

When in the world are you coming back. Im going to fly off already. You goof dor nothing =p

Mediocrity..... Not

2009-07-14T07:36:00.000-07:00

We are all programmed for mediocrity.

We can change that.

I have learn't to do exactly that.

To be ,uch much more than mediocre.

One of Mine

2009-07-08T08:04:00.000-07:00

I do not know what to blog about.. so i do this.. it was for My teacher who went away..

Of Funnel, Test Tubes and Substances

Us, A set of test tubes on a rack,

Empty, Lifeless, neither coloured nor black.

No where to go,

No reactions flow,

Though stangnant and bare,

Have futures that fair.

To a bird, we are nothing but holes,

And sometimes mistaken for long glass bowls.

But to our dear funnel,

We are nothing like empty tunnels,

But like reservoirs, that store,

With surprises galore.

I'm sure you know, whats a funnel for,

For filling up test tubes and much more!

So she channels substances down our haert's core,

With such care and tenderness, none drops to the floor.

Liquids, solids of all kinds,

Any other substance that you can ever find.

She fills us up, with them all,

Relentless, unwavering from winter till fall.

Bubbles flow, our bottoms glow,

Gases and vapour, results to savour.

But alas, all good things do come to an end,

Afterall, Its just one of life's bend,

Our funnel goes,

Our hearts all blow,

But of blessings and wishes, we still will send.

I do not know why i'm filled with cries,

Maybe those gases entered my eyes,

But it is, indeed, still very nice,

To have a funnel who fills you, then bid goodbyes.

damn funny weih

2009-07-04T05:26:00.000-07:00

Kidnapped!!!

2009-07-04T04:05:00.000-07:00

Wednesday morning......

In the staffroom.

Me: Oh you know what... Take a look at this question, i came out with it but i dont think i got the answer..

Miss teoh: ooo... lets see... 8 colors of beads.. restriction is... primary colors cannot be next to each other. hmmm...

And then Pn. chan Barges into our conversation. With hands held in the air at chest level. signalling to stop.

Mdm chan: Excuse me excuse me (with malaysian chinese acent =p) ... urgent ah urgent ah.. ur mother( joyee's mum) call school saying u were kidnapped. U faster faster call ur mum.

I make the call........

And my mum related the incident.

My dad got a call from +0309. some viop number, expecting it to be from some overseas person.. and he spoke in chinese.. mandarin actually... he claimed that i was kidnapped. and they want a ronsom fee of 100,000 MYR. My dad said he heard some one calling out for help, in chinese and heard something like someone ws being beaten up. So ofcos my dad panicked. and called my mum. he detoured back home. My mum then called the school asking for the supervisor.

Pn ya took the phone and said... yes he's here in school! i just had breakfast with him! And she sent some one to inform me of the incident.

later that day... they went to the police station and had to wait for the one policeman to finish sweeping the floor for 10 minutes till he came slowly to the table to take down the report. Thats their way of doing their job. how can malaysia actually progress with these kind of people lazing their way all over the place.

Way to go man.. government.

Hmmm.. i shall now find something else to do... something more therapeutic than rambling on about our great najis government.

Marking papers.... 5p3.. here i come!!!! toodles~~~~

Shereen... I found His answer.

2009-07-04T04:01:00.000-07:00

I am an impulsive person. Stop it Joyee. It brings about life changing effects. Think. Then Do.

Experience

2009-06-30T04:00:00.000-07:00

Living. its just a learning process.

Have been teaching for 6 days. Tiring. Papers to mark, some paper work to be done. Having to raise voice every moment in class. Daddy says my voice has gone coarse. Hoho. phlegm too.

Good things about chs:

1. Great kids

2. Helpful Kids

3. Oh so wonderfully helpful colleagues (fellow teachers)

4. Great staff room atmosphere. Teachers are fun too man.

5. oh gosh! damn gao cheap food. damn good too. Only at chs ar.. haha.. we're so lucky.

6. Ample parking space. ahahaha...

Downsides?? i guess i don't even want to think of any.

Mr Kean has been great help. Mr Ho said yao bu cho xia wen. Okay =).

Miss Teoh too. And Miss Sharmini =).

About them students. I teach 5s5 5p2 5p3 5p6.

5p2 and 5p3. Love them. when i enter their class i can actually feel their energy. Their so keen to learn. They love shouting out answers. And i always see hands shooting up to clear doubts. They make noise when they are supposed to.. and are all ears at the right time. Really good class =) keep up the good work guys =).

5s5. Hmmm.. very smart class. But they are really tensed up!!!! I dunno why. i cannot feel their energy.. i seldom see smiles.. and are so much less responsive in my class. Maybe i need to joke more and pull more stunts. hahaha.. make them laugh =).

5p6. the most surprising class of all. Tho the last class in the form. Other teachers tell me that they were really bad.. have no interest in studying.. and have no future and were unable to handle. So on monday i entered the class for the 1st time. I talked to them.. got to know them better. And found out the talents they actually have. One made it to SEA games dancing. One loves playing musical instruments. Another cooking. Another two are Great at Lion Dance. These students are really street smart. And who says they have no interest in studies. They actually are pretty attentive in my class. I had made them realise that they should spend more time in honing their skills of interest than studying because they have so so much potential. Never useless. Thats just what out society labels them. But i believe in them. They just have to believe in themselves.

Ms Sharmini said i gave them Hope =).

This whole teaching thing has made me a better person.

And when Pn Lee introduced me to the students during assembly.. some of the kids cheered for me =) *proud*

Watching TV is Waste of Time

2009-06-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

I SO DISAGREE!!!!

Why is TV a waste of time!!??

I kinda think it actually burns down to the way u watch it.

If only entertain yourself.. too much.. then its a waste of time.

If u analyse the characters in lets say.. FRIENDS the sitcom.. Its improves your emotional quotient.

U learn from the characters.. who says learning is a bad thing!!??

Just don't learn from Joey though. you guys know why.. hahaha..

but he does the right things sometimes!!! =)

If you're gonna watch a stupid brainless movies all day.. well.. Waste of time.

Do discovery channel or something ya know..

Or... watch AFC!!!! u'll work up an appetite.. then u get to compliment mummy's cooking!! which makes her happyy.. Not a waste of time right???

Haha.. unless mummy's cooking is really bad.. which is quite never the case actually..

TV is not a waste of time. U get to learn chinese too... I'd better start watching the news =P.

Purpose

2009-06-20T05:48:00.000-07:00

I recently attended a group discussion.

What is our purpose in life??

I guess in a way, we have many purposes.

One of which, is to create purposes for others.

It sort of resembles the food web.

But in contrast has no end. And begins with god. Right in the middle.

But, try thinking, if everyone on earth only had one purpose.

And everyone of us knew our purpose.

How would earth be like.. Would it be perfect??

Everyone carrying out a God-given purpose.

I wouldn't want a pefect world.

I wouldn't understand happiness as there was no sadness.

I would not have any goals.

No achievements to look forward to.

No emotions.

In a way.. there is no such thing as perfection. in my opinion, this word is just an expression.

But then again.. nobody has no purpose. thats for sure. =)

Going To Teach

2009-06-17T06:35:00.000-07:00

I just applied to be a temporary teacger at CHS. So wish me luck! Er.. actually im almost guaranteed a place there so.. its alright if you do not wish me!

If i get the job... i'd be teaching physics, my favourite subject. And, i get to hang out with Bro. John!! isn't that just great!??

Even better, Pn Loo is back from Saudi Arabia! HO ho ho...

Pn Fong is on leave.. so i'll be taking over her place.

At least i have something to do for the holidays..

And guess what.. my classes are only until 1.30 pm so i'll be free after that..

Great!

So.... i hope i get it! =)

Change = k

2009-06-11T08:25:00.000-07:00

Went to Carrefour. And i realised how some people really cannot adapt to change.

So we went to the mall, and i didnt park our car at the usual floor. NAG. And then we took a different lift. NAG. And i took a somewhat disorientated trolly. NAG.

Then at the dairy corner, i took full cream instead of low fat. NAG.

Then again, i took a route which was a few seconds longer and had one less traffic light. NAG. Road bumpy. NAG. Road long. NAG.

Sigh. Well at least i didnt answer back. Just shut myself up and pandered.

GRR. Change is the only constant. Be that constant.

Tagged by Shereen

2009-06-09T20:03:00.000-07:00

Rule #1:If you open this you take it.

Rule #2:You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

Rule #3:Tag 17 people.

Answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? T
Q: Been arrested? F
Q: Do you like someone? T
Q: Held a snake? T
Q: Been suspended from school? F
Q: Sang karaoke? T
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? T
Q: Laughed until you started crying? T
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? F
Q: Kissed in the rain? F
Q: Sang in the shower? T
Q: Sat on a roof top? T
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? F
Q: Broken a bone? F
Q: Shaved your head? T
Q: Played a prank on someone? T
Q: Shot a gun? F
Q: Donated Blood? F

LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? hm
2. You texted? hm
3. You were in a car with? hm
4. Went to the movies with? hm
5. Person you went to shop with? hm
6. You talked on the phone? Mr. Tham from chs
7. Made you laugh? mmm... nope
8. You hugged? hm

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or Fall? fall
3. Left or Right? right
4. Sunny or rainy? in the middle=)
5. Where do you live? Sri Petaling
6. Club or pub? Pub yes..
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Family, and Shereen =)
8. Do you want to get married? Duhuh... make it a point to seal deal by 28 =)
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Never cut it. i think i just scoop
10. What time is it? 1107
11. Are you afraid of commitment? hmm... maybe, especially whn the adds are so demanding..
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? Be a better guy
13. Do you cook? Haha! used to cook supper for me ans sis.. but have been going ro ramly man alot lately.

14. Current mood? Looking forwatd to.....

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? yes. nice kiss.
2. Sang? Mm.. christmas songs
3. Listened to music? Jet (band)
4. Danced? moon walked!! at bangsar boutique.. the floor was so smooth ya know..
5. Cried? Nope
6. Liked someone you can't? Mmm.. nope..

22 FIRSTS
1. Who was your first prom date? hahahahahaha..... haha.. haha... i'm over it. dont worry =)
2. Who was your first roommate? Joleen che che
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? beer?? i wasn't drunk la guys..
5. What was your first car? not mine.. but i drive proton saga. can spin wheels =)
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? My grandad. i asked mummy.. can i see??? then mummy said, ok can, but cannot cry okay??? ok.. i didint =)
8. Who was your first grade teacher? hmmm... i forgot her name..i think its ms esther..
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? langkawi i think.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? haha.. avery...
11. Who was your first Best Friend? Avery =)
12. Who is your best friend? messed up.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? i used to call up someone.. but nowadays i usually keep to myself. its very unhealthy, but.. sigh. i'll change back.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? Nope. never.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? heared nocturne in e-flat. switched it off.

19. First tattoo or piercing? not yet..
20. First celebrity crush? I dont remember my 1st.. but i love keira knightly

22. First crush? hahaha.. Ms Gan..

I tag

Jon

Keane

Ruth

Bryan

I'm LAZY to do this.. hahahaaa....

That F***ing Word

2009-06-09T08:04:00.000-07:00

1. Maturity comes with it.

2. Intimidation too.

3. Love as well

4. Studies

5. Food

6. Mothers

7. Not so much of Fathers ( sorry dads....)

8. Vibrations

9. The Sewer

10. Sometimes A form of energy

11. Little Children

12. Cute Little Insects

13. Girls. sigh... =(

14. Commitment

15. Cars?? yes.. In a way..

16. Time

17. Money

18. Penises

19. Coffins

20. Rock-a-bye Baby. For me =)

21. Gravity

and the list goes on... what WORD is this???

What to do......

2009-06-05T08:38:00.001-07:00

'Friends forever' is really true.

But its just FRIENDS.

Big deal.

BEST FRIENDS on the other hand, aren't just friends.

I had best friends, and best friends are them no more.

But why, best friends don't stun you from having deeper relationships with others. They just want you their deepest. Unfortunately, seldom are like that. Does time wear these ties down??

It has happened, bcos time carries all happenings with it. They stop sharing like they used to, they don't go to you anymore when they're down, and the conversations are just lesser-lived, lacking enthusiasm.

RESTRICTIONS have caused these things, and a one sided effort never works.

oh well..

what to do....

Trouble

2009-06-05T08:18:00.000-07:00

I'm always having problems with blogging ideas. but according to hui mei. i have the most darnest thoughts in the world.

A thought.

Sometimes, i think humans contradict themselves much.

We say that anything non-human made is NATURAL.

Alright. Most people would agree that the existence of humans are natural right??

So, if our existence would be natural, just like all the other species.. bitches, jackasses, donkeys, pigs, joeys...... and what they do is natural: pooping, eating, mating, sleeping, and other weird stuff. These species just do what they do to survive, to live.

Humans Compare ourselves to animals, we too are natural, so why would our activities be considered unnatural in contrast to those of animals in the wild?? I want your views please..

Its just a thought. =)

IM BAC

2009-06-05T08:14:00.000-07:00

SO SORRY.

FURTHER MATH HAD THE BETTER OF ME BLOG.

THATS BULLSHEEEEEET.

HO HO HO. BUSY = LESS BLOGGING. LESS= ZERO.

Oh my goodness....

2008-12-06T07:29:00.000-08:00

I have dreams. But unfortunately, the ones that i do remember, sticks to me.

just let me tell you about 2 of them.

The 1st one.
Apparently i did drugs with a classmate of mine, Yun Kit. At that very point of time i think i was very very high and didint realise that i was actually apprehended by the police. I was in canada, and was thrown into one of the lock ups. and when i looked thru the bars, i saw Li ying!!!!!! i was overjoyed!! and the first thing i said was.. shit, youre still taller than me! and then i woke up.

The second one.
This is really weird. it started like this. i was walking on a street near OUG (god knows why) and i saw this pile of discarded stuff beside the road. there was bear and gummies and sweets and liqour and all the cool stuff that gets you drunk! and then god knows why suddenly i was at Michelle's house. It was abandoned. Nobody stayed there. but all the stuff was still there. and i ate and i stole. i went through all the stuff in the house. went through the whole kitchen actually. and ate up all the good stuff. untill michelle walked in. amd she started lecturing me. she had grown fatter. and then i felt so so bad that i had to go to jail. and when i woke up??? i felt so so so relieved.

Goodness.

Leaving on Jet Plane..

2008-08-24T03:58:00.000-07:00

Leaving leaving leaving. it used to be 4 automobiles, then 3, then 2. 1 is just around the corner.....

My extended family, is getting smaller and smaller... just leaving... on a jet plane.....

This is... full attendance....

First, it was Monica, she left for Germany... darn .. you get to drool over them sensible Deutsche Autos....

Then, it was my sister..... scholarship holder.... off to singapore...

Thirdly, Uncle Ong..... Abu Dhabi... to seek greener pastures...

Now... Ah Yee and Avery.... Ah yee to A D to join Uncle Ong..

and Avery... to Deutscheland too...

No more mamak visits.. no more sneaking out to play pool at asia cafe.. no more staying over... no more sharing single beds(very gay i know)... no more gym partner... no more racing autos.. no more cc... no more of so much more.. sigh... oh well...

Soon enough.... I will be going as well... we are a family of engineers!!! uber cool.. subzero..

And since our cars are getting larger and larger.... One big car will become sufficient soon enough.

But then again, there will be a day when we will need them full 16 wheels to roll... that moment will arrive.... =)

DPM : Damn Perverted Minister

2008-07-05T01:02:00.001-07:00

DPM: Damn Perverted Minister

=( SICK

2008-07-04T07:18:00.000-07:00

I'm sick! First it was a stinging throat, then followed by a plethora of sneezes. Sigh, now i'm feverish. I haven't lost my appetite!!! The most undesired part!! I can't bloody taste the glorious food!!!

Things to do when you're sick...

A few of my own ideas...

1. count the number of strands of hairs on your..... pubic area???
2. burst a pimple, or press put your white heads!!
3. look at baby photos!!
4. lie in bed, watch the fan, and try to determine the rpm at each speed and see if they're proportional!!
5. practice kissing with your pillow!!! you never know when it'll come into good use!!
6. try finding, and apprehending that rat that has been making all the noise on your ceiling boards and keeping you away form dreamland.
7. Read up on the stupid horny Najib case! criticise him...
8. Listen to Michael Jackson's Billie Jean!
9. watch tom and jerry!!!
10. call your best friend... cook up a story on how you landed in hospital and almost lost your life and make her promise you a big big get well present!!!

some useless facts

2008-06-13T05:36:00.001-07:00

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Squash

2008-05-30T07:38:00.000-07:00

Exams are coming.. so... tensions are rising. the weights get more straining, reaching maximum tensile strengths, breaking point.

remedy for this horrendous situation??? Squash! the non-plane polarised progressive waves produced by the compression and rarefaction of air molecules, caused by the spectacular smacking of a black rubber ball against a solid wall, just lifts the weight off the strained cable hanging just above that piece of glass.

so, for those people out there who need some destress, go pick out a racket, a ball, and head off to the nearest court to smash some balls...

ho ho ho... i love shopping!!!!

2008-05-18T02:28:00.000-07:00

it seems...... i'm getting fond of shopping alone! just recently, i went to klcc, alone. how ironic, when i cannot stand lonliness. maybe i had my ipod's company.. helps alot.. anyway, when i am alone, i make all the decisions! no more asking around, which color to buy? what design?? and, i realise i make decisions pretty quick, no dilly dally. and i just got this pair of shoes.. LOVE SHOPPING!

My Response to Shereen's Post. ( 7th May 2008)

2008-05-09T04:59:00.000-07:00

As complicated as it can get, falling brings about many meanings. But why fall in love?? not rise in it?? i have an idea. You're a little child, with a wandering knack. Foreign is attractive. You're at the park, the breeze is sunny. The trees swaying, dry leaves rustling. You set your palm on the green patch surrounding the picnic mat. Under every step, the grass seems harmless, just crumpling under your feet. Fear or anxiety not am element in this picture. Confidence builds, you take more steps, they turn into strides. Moments later, your nimble feet are shuffling, away from the leftovers ridden mat mummy is lying on.

A pebble escapes your unmindful eyes. You trip. You're off balance. You fall. It is often unexpected, uncontrollable. So is the same with love. Thats just how God made us.

But you sometimes don't fall with a trip. Reflex allows you to regain balance. You DON'T stumble to the ground. Having said that, emotions too can be suppressed. Love, can be controlled, restrained, even taken back.

Thats my idea of Fall.

a dog to remember

2008-05-02T06:58:00.000-07:00

he sunddely poked his snout in my thoughts. oh, how nosy can you get dear patsy.

He listened. He understood. He touched. He frowned. He sulked. He cared. He loved. I miss you Patrick.

Sexy Butt

aww...

i love earth.... good ground...

How pretty can one get???

cockeye....

ooh... segak

In Loving memory of Patrick Lim Ah Kau, may you enjoy eternal happiness...

Tagged by Shereen

2008-04-26T20:30:00.000-07:00

You
First Name: Jo Yee

Nickname: Jo, Joyeebanoee, (i think my sister calls me 'Boi' )

Name you wish you had: haha... there is no name other than joyee

What do people normally mistake your name as: er... i think they dont mistake it for something else.. but, i always hear: is tht a girls name??? oh darn you people..

Birthday: 2nd April 1990. its damn easy to remember ppl.....

Birthplace: Was it Pantai cheras???? terence, whats ur hospital again??

Time of Birth: 6.00 am... i woke up my mum... ho ho ho...

Single or taken: single lah.... who wants me come come come..

Zodiac sign: Aries

Your Appearance
Height: erm... 168? 169? 170?????? its five feet six and a half la...

Wish you were taller: haiyo... everytime i go out with my cousin avery he goes.. eh tht girl taller than you la!!!

Eye colour: dark brown..

Eye colour you want: im happy... imagine me with pink eyes...

Natural Hair color: Black black black

Current Hair color: green mixed brown mixed blue mixed everything in the spectrum... black rite???

Short or long hair: short. im a guy

Ever dyed your hair a bizarre colour: Nope.

Last time you did something dramatic with your hair: never did.. i never did anything to me hair

Glasses or contacts: glasses.. used contacts during squash competition thts all

Do you wear make-up: oh... nope

Ever had hair extensions: nah..

Painted your nails: hahaha!!! you guys have seen it b4!!! my sister did it for me..

In the opposite gender
What colour eyes: colour tht smiles

What colour hair: natural hair colour will be good.

Shy or Outgoing: Outgoing.

Looks or personality: personality comes first but it would be nice if he looked good

Sexy or Cute: sexy but not slutty, cute but not over manja pls...

Serious or Fun: FUN!!! but she must know how to be serious...

Older or Younger than you: er.. younger i guess..

A turn on: mm.. nice smile??

A turn off: plunging necklines... a little is good.. not too much..

Flowers or Chocolates: flowers for the girls

Pepsi or Coke: coke.. pepsi is too sweet

Rap or Rock: Rock..

Relationship or One night stand: both sound good to me.... hee hee.. prefer relationships..

School or Work: school is good..

Love or Money: Love!

Movies or Music: music!!!

Country or City: oh... the country is a little unexciting

Sunny or Rainy days: Rainy days! they are more cooling!

Friends or Family: i'm going to choose family

Have you ever
Lied: yes

stole something: i stole some one's girl friend???? tht was form 3.. har har... im bad..

Broken someone's heart: yup...

Had your heart broken: hah.. knowing me.. lots of times

Wondered what was wrong with you: lol... yes! quite often too

Wish you were a prince/princess: when i was little... haha...

Liked someone who was taken: hehe.... yes... ><

Shaved your head: yup.. unintentionally..

Been in love: YES!.............

Used chopsticks: obviously

Sang in the mirror to yourself: nope... done other things tho.. hahahah.. shereen knows..

Favourites
Flower: anything tht looks nice in a pic
Candy: soft sweets...

Song: all kinds

Scent: i love my morning breath... ahahah.. eww...

Colour: red..

Movie: movies tht make me laugh and cry

Singer: good singers.

Word: butt

Junk food: mcdee.....

Website: -

Location: my home.. tht has my scent

Animal: DOGS!

Ever cried over someone: yeap

Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself: hehe.... do u have to ask?

Do you think you're attractive: hmmm... yes and no

Do you play any sports: squash and the gym!

8 Random facts about yourself.
1) i like wearing torn shirts

2) i am very fond of my best friend shereen

3) i love hearing the sound of the squash ball smaking into the wall.. its very pleasurable

4) audi is my favourite car brand

5) my com speakers , and keyboard ate more than a decade old.

6) i sometimes go racing with my cousin at night... shhh..

7) i eat alot of chilli...

8) i need to get rid of the blackheads infesting my nose!!!

i tag... bryan, joanna, chee kin, tee jin(go get a blog), hui mei( you too), and jyh ling

Audi A4 2008

2008-04-18T05:10:00.000-07:00

I'm getting this car for mua b'day... in ten years maybe.. har har..

Specs
1,984 cc 2.0 liters in-line 4 front engine with 82.5 mm bore, 92.8 mm stroke, 10.5 compression ratio, double overhead cam, variable valve timing/camshaft and four valves per cylinder

Premium unleaded fuel 91

Gasoline direct injection fuel system

18.5 gallon main premium unleaded fuel tank 15.4

Power: 149 kW , 200 HP SAE @ 5,100 rpm; 207 ft lb , 281 Nm @ 1,800 rpm

=)

2008-04-11T07:55:00.000-07:00

Okay okay... enough of emotional distresses.. something to laugh about???

LOL

oh darn......

2008-04-11T07:50:00.000-07:00

i have to keep away. heart-ranching that is. night mare's actually come true. this is how i feel, and i always doubted the other way. now my dread so massive i do not know who to go to. i don't feel belonged. for all the other people out there who feel lost, you're not alone.

i'm still waiting......

A Description

2008-03-19T06:24:00.000-07:00

'I Loathe Girls' . Spewed only from the rotten mouths of little boy-rascals. Due time, they do learn. Girls are jolly to the brim. Its just all up to you to unearth.

Just so you know. I am doing fine in college. My class, without girls, would just be nothing more than a bunch of crummy flowers you find, outside a florist.

With just 8 girls in my class, they make up more than the just a single digit. More like the pretty corollas upon turgid stalks, in a florist.

This blog post i dedicate to all the ball-less organisms in my class.

1. Alison

A pink bubble that bounces perfectly elastically with other objects. In other words, does not lose kinetic energy or energy in any other form. Does not seem to ever carry a dark fiery cloud over it. Just an ever-glowing Halo, with an everlasting smile.

2. Chin Yuen

Hah. The 'Big ear hole', directly translated from chinese. A wacky pumpkin thats probably really generous on halloween with her golden insides.

3. Hui Mei

She actually looks like my sister! Anyway, id say, a strawberry thats filled with rat brains. Please do not get me wrong. Google the rat brain and you'll find out that the speed of nerve impulses in rats are a few times of the humans. So, you know how smart rats are, they just don't smell good. Oh, this strawberry is really tall.

4. Joanne

This Red Tomato, imported all the way from JB. Has juicy insides (not that i have opened it up before), and its skin does not seem to wrinkle with time.

5. Khye Theng

The female durian of A-levels. Great in leaving pungent trails of aroma for people to follow.

6. S00 Hue

What fruit is really quiet?? I guess not a fruit at all. Maybe a Rabbit that hops like a kangaroo!!!!

7. Voon Hui

The prison break fanatic. Rock on Michael Scofield!!

8. Yuan Yee

The boundless energy tiger cub thats always up to mischief. steals people's handphones.

So, the guys outside my class are really missing out on the marvelousness of the girls in my class. You gotta check them out.

People say i have a very strong feminism about myself. Oh well, little boys don't loath me! =)

Rant

2008-01-26T06:41:00.000-08:00

UGH,

i do not comprehend, how unreasonable some subjects(friends, people etc etc....) can get in my life. they think so highly, superior of themselves. they give people the impression on how perfect they are, responsible, how god-fearing they are, and how RIGHT they are. KISS MY ASS!! by truth, they are egoistical, snobbish, arrogant, obnoxious and.................pathetic. and, i am blessed to have known one of these people, whom i endured for the past, lets see, exactly.... 11 months and 11 days! wow! what a number!

well, a subject in 'story of my life' does not understand the importance of sincerity. the subject agreed to a compromise ,and i have waited for more than a month. the subject does not live overseas, nor does the subject live an unreachable distance away from me. it is not about the numbers on the banknotes, nor the materials i can exchange with them. its the subject's heart and sincerity, which changes its hues and shades, which i can never grasp.

dear subject,

you are reading this, and i am at the very bottom of your nose. and if your stereoscopic vision can present you with the image of this region, whala!!

p.s. keep the compromise, compromises do not make up for pathetic people. compromises are just not qualified.

back atchia!!!

Kuantan!!!!!

2008-01-04T05:15:00.000-08:00

heloo!!!!!! sorry for not updating for so loooooong.. my com is still not available at the moment..and er.. me using my dad's com. so ya its a tad inconvenient..

okay.... so i went to kuantan!!!! and guess what?? i achieved something which is make li ying jealous!!! she misses the beach!!!!!

day 1:

i got up early... and did my last minute packing.... and i felt so semangated... har harrr... just take a look at this.... strong man

yes... and off we went... on the highway... we were so bored we kept changing cds on the cd player.. my mum said nat king cole was too soft and sleepy so i put on some noisy vulgar music... she actually liked it!!! OMG!!!!!! she was like going... 'doob doob doob doob' to the great escape..

and.. it started to get boring again so we started to camwhore..... as anybody else would... sigh... being narcissistic abt how beautiful we always are...

the serene look

wheeeee!!!

say hi to leo!
Patrick!
the squabblesome sister!

and so.. on the way we saw something with thorns... green... and aromatic. you guessed it..

MMMMM........
and so... we ate and ate but i didnt eat cos didnt have the mood to... and.... when we left.. in the car............ burp..... burp..... burp.......burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp..... for the whole stupid journey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so smelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my goodness.... try inhaling durian burp breath... ewww.... for a few hours... gosh. yuck...

mmm.. tastes good
hahaha... balding.. eat more la eat more..

and we continued to cam whore...
elo!!!!!

and after a few more hours of foul smelling breath... we got there!!!!! fresh air.... ah.... how rejuvenating... take a look at the hotel... and its tenants.....
nice

har har.. tenants...

then.. me and my sis saw ppl flying kites and off we went to purchase one!!!

thats me.. his name is monty

i know i know.... she's praising herself

and we were flying it.... and the stupid me released all the string!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sniff...

he flew away!!!!!!!!! so so so so so so so sad!!!!!!!!!!!! and it ended up here.
bet you its still there... sigh...

gosh... oh well.. so long!

ans so the next day we went to get another one... SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!! HE'S SO CUTE...

and he flew....

and other highlights of kuantan....
damn nice place

my sister's slippers

superman!!!!

pool

sexy lady

boo!!!

peekaboo!!!

chocolate cake!

new year at the hotel

im towering!!!!

new year's star

all in all the trip was relaxing but unexciting.. if only avery was here.. and we would have combed the whole of kuantan!!!!! proves u right li ying.... our cousin complex is amazing... har har har har!!!!!!

Tagged by Shereen

2007-12-16T03:41:00.000-08:00

Part 1:On the Outside
Name : Yap Jo Yee... People just have to call me a girl's name... maybe thats why i have hormonal imbalance! =]
Date of Birth : One day after april fool
Current Status : heart broken????
Eye Colour : sexy brown..har har
Hair Colour : black and black
Righty or Lefty : right hander
Zodiac Sign : aries i think

Part 2:On the Inside
Your Heritage : china man plus china woman makes super cool china me!!!!
Your Fear : well, maybe i was traumatised when i was little. there was once i got whacked till i had blue blacks on my butt i was so afraid of looking at it in the mirror. could sit but was painful.
Your Weakness : er.. i guess its the mini cooper. darn that stupid little thing
Your Perfect Pizza : the one i made all by myself

Part 3:Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : Today it was like. how come avery(me cousin) is still in my bed???
Your bedtime : hah. around 4-5 am these few days
Your most missed memory : i missed the times when mh cousins from u.s. came to malaysia. had sooo much fun.

Part 4:Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : coke. no doubts abt it.
McD's or Burger King : Mcdees!!!!
Single or Group Dates : it depends.. on who.
Adidas or Nike : Nike. i have frees!!!!!
Lipton Tea or Nestea : whats the difference???
Chocolate or Vanilla : er.. ice cream is vanilla!!
Cappucino or Coffee : cappucino. coffeee tastes and sounds boring to me

Part 5:Do You . . .
Smoke: nope it stinks
Curse : regular practitioner
Drink : festive seasons!!!!

Part 6:In the Past Month
Drank alcohol : yup! heineken and some mild rose wine. nice and fruity
Gone to the mall : yup. prom stuff
Been on stage : yup!!!! prom king nominee!!!!
Eaten sushi : oh i did!!!!
Dyed your hair : never

Part 7:Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game : i think i did. during standard 6
Changed who you were to fit in : guess so...

Part 8:Age
You're hoping to be married : 26!!!! have lots of children!!!

Part 9:In A Guy/Girl
Best eye colour : sexy brown i guess
Hair colour : black is best
Short or long hair : for me.its short

Part 10:What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago : talking to limay's braces
1 hour ago : at the gym!!!! im getting packs! hah!
1 month ago : spming
1 year ago : bangkok!!!!!

Part 11:Finish The Sentences
I love : the minicooper and ferrari
I feel : heart broken
I miss : shereen!!!!!!
I need : love

Piteousness

2007-11-27T22:18:00.000-08:00

The word flooded me,
Right above my breath,
Not once,
Twice.

The number of incisions made,
by the tip of your blade, scalpel,
Some stitched, some left open,
Despite,
has only deepened this receptacle.

Just like string work,
Of a fishing net,
Criss and crossed,
It is wired in this way.

Juts like the waves,
On a plain white day.
It is the crests and troughs,
That somehow holds the grip of the infelicitous carver.

Bored bored bored.........................

2007-11-26T18:22:00.000-08:00

Bryan!!! im super bored here!! come save me with your ever exciting whatever-to-dos.. what do people do when they are bored??? A few things you can do when you're bored.... THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have you got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

and laaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssstttttttttttttlllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........

study chinese!!!!!!!!!!!

Miah.....

2007-11-18T01:59:00.000-08:00

Do you know who i'm talking about?? darn!!! okay.. miah is a girl.. she's a live being. and she's awfully distracting. NO matter how interesting my physics textbook can be... she just has to skip along my mind. darn. i wonder what will happen if its my bio book in front of me. roadkill. so , now i have to derive a technique to study without affection. guys.. please have a few suggestions. i need your help... its SPM!!!

update

2007-11-17T08:41:00.001-08:00

hah!! so math was so darn easy. what a waste of time... sorry guys.. i have to let loose soetimes and brag about it.. and you guys will be laughing urselves out of the hall after chinese while i whine...
i had lots of time during math.. so o wrote this totally random meaning less poem!! its really bullshit mindless.. here goes..

this paper is ridiculous,
i cannot help but spare,
a forty winks its frivolous,
i do not even care!!

i take a rest, upon my arm,
the end of time not there,
i dream i'm in a chicken farm,
with tons and tons of hare!!!

by the lake i take a stroll,
i come upon a bee hive,
i take a look my tongue i roll,
for that honey i'd do a jive!!

out buzzes a hairy one,
it stared at me with flare,
stealing honey i did not dare,
for the stings i cannot bare!!

i run and run into a hut,
there was a fiercely mutt,
it showed its teeth and did he drool,
the place was filled with rotten stool!!

the stench was overwhelming,
it stunned my seventh sense,
my glands were also tingling,
had to escape at no expense!!!

then that darn obnoxious teacher,
just as i was about to dart,
bellowed, wake up! as if a preacher,
she sounded like a fart!!!

oh tell you guys something... im sooooooo in lurrrrrvvvvveeeeeeeeee... with somebody!

auld lang syne

2007-11-01T07:39:00.000-07:00

water droplets. plus a pinch of salt. thats the by product of graduation. sad huh.. i dont think so.. its pretty bearable. far more than bearable as michael said.

a penny for ur thoughts. no i'll give you a quarter.

some people say: miss the memories, tht you'll nvr look at the same skul, same frens in the same way

thats just change. its the only constant around us.

but one thing... do pictures change?????? think deeper than the colour and pixels..

ah.. you disgust me

im boss!!hahaha!!!

whoopee!!!

oohh... we're hot.. ice please...

just too hot..

Foodie!!!!

2007-10-27T22:16:00.000-07:00

Hello, i made pizza!!!!! take a look!!!

the ingredients are:
1. 2 eggs
2. bombay onions
3. red chillies
4. spring onions
5. a little salt
6. cheese!!
7. an 8 inch diameter non stick frying pan
8. a maid.. to do the washing up for you

steps:
1. stir fry onions, till goldie brown
2. beat the eggs
3. stir in the chili and spring onion
4. add a pinch of salt
5. fry till perfection
6. turn over every 2 minutes
7. taburkan cheese flakes
8. eat
9. iys not a pizza!!

haha!! its that easy, it tastes.. er.. okla... heh heh, but its a darn good start to my housewife career!!

oh che che... i know perfectly well how's ur tunny feeling now.. salty, bland, and artificial instant noodles are just at the pantry... hahahahahahahahaha....

the top

2007-10-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

oh guess what!!! my dady went to taiwan.. and he got me a top!!!!!! wow... how happy i am (sarcastic tone). hah.. anyway.. little did i know that this little thing could do amazing things!!!!!!

i did a test.. and.. well.. it could spin without stopping for ten minutes!!!!how wonderful is that???
ten minutes!!!

a few physics concepts were applied to it

1st: law of conservation of momentum
so.. it has a round disk in the middle, which spins.. of course.. and well , any point on the revolving disk has zero velocity, which equals zero momentum!! even though when its spinning!!

2nd: frictional force
this is very smart, frictional force was kept at a minimum, and.. which resulted in negligible resistance. instead if using bearings, its was a rod with two pointed ends enclosed on flat surfaces. small surface area results in little frictional contact. very cool.

i think these two physics concepts are the most significant applications in making this top such a success.

Organising.... organising....

2007-10-18T00:54:00.000-07:00

headache

It is really not easy to organise a class trip as hassle is a must. Hotel bookings, transport reservations, ferry rides. and that is just a small fraction of it. what more??? me and bryan get no profit out of it!!!! well... maybe some claims and claims aren't profit. where are we going to get the money for prom??????? dang...

hmmm.. now here comes another problem. the participants. the most headaching of the hassles. there is problem finding enough people to go for the trip. then there is the complaining. the price too high, we're going to be going separately.. hmmm... honestly, it will be quite impossible to do and go everywhere together unless we go by a travel agent with a guide. which will be terribly expensive. like 450+++++++++?????

firstly, we cant go out to eat as a class as it will be expensive and will only be able to find food at restaurants and not hawkers. and chances are... the food isn't going to satisfy everybody.

well.. for those who are reading my blog and from my class.. here s the breakdown of the costs:

(estimated 30 people)

1. hotel fee- (190(surcharge)+165+165)*3*9=4680 2.bus fare- 2800 3.ferry fare-31(including teacher)*36=1116 total=4680+2800+1116=8596

each person pays 300, so total we will get is 300*30=9000

and we have left =404. round it up to 400. thats all we have left. and its not alot.

so people, if you want me and bryan to plan activities for you guys to do stuff together, the trip fee is going to cost more and chances are not all of you are going to enjoy it.

so what we do is, bring more money, go there, and then arrange the activities there to your liking, and why not?? we can do them together!!!!! no problem!!!!

and lastly, all me and bryan needs is your support, go for the class trip, at least 30 of you, bring friends or brothers or sisters whatever you want and the costs will be lower, and more extra money to spend on junk and food and whatever games you want to play there, beach ball, toys, bikini's etcetera etcetera etcetera.....

thank you for your time.

regards,

joyee and bryan
organising team of 5s1 class trip.

La Jiao!!!

2007-10-17T05:04:00.000-07:00

say hello to me favourite food!!

When Tillie ate the chili,
She erupted from her seat,
She gulped a quart of water,
And fled screaming down the street,
She coughed, she wheezed, she sputtered,
She ran totally amok,
She set a new world record
As she raced around the block.

Tillie's mouth was full of fire,
Tillie's eyes were red with tears,
She was smoking from her nostrils,
She was steaming from her ears,
She cooled off an hour later,
Showing perfect self-control
As she said, "What tasty chili,
I should like another bowl."

Silly Disgusting Facts

2007-10-16T07:18:00.000-07:00

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
•Humans and dolphins are the only species that mate for pleasure.
• On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• Polar bears are left handed.
• A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by ripping the male's head off.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
• Starfish don't have brains.

life sucks

2007-10-13T22:56:00.000-07:00

let me describe the scene outside my house at this very time.
the grassy lawn is flooded with rainwater.
the tree leaves are droopy due to the weight from the not welcoming rain.
and.. well.. my car is sitting there feeling cold and bored. maybe he needs some warming up on the highway.haha.

now the rain is gone. and i feel better. thanks to shereen. she rocks. i have five and a half hours of undesired tuition class tomorrow. this sucks.

well this is my dream car.hope i get it one day. love it.

thats all for today. i will update my blog more often.
thats my promise to all.

Whats Interesting Today

2007-10-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

what do you think??? first thing is, i updated my blog!!!hahaha
thats reeeeaaalyyyy silly. life is pretty bad rite now. many things bothering me. so my solutions are.... dont try these at home.. they're destructive to ur life:

1. lie down on the bed and watch the fan turn

2. call everyone up until find someone who is free and patient enough to talk to

3. sneak out at night to go driving, racing with my cousin maybe

4. watch movies for 8 hours straight

5. go in front of the mirror and pull out my white heads.. eww.. i know

6. find stuff to fix in the house

7. call shereen!!!!!!

have sister will bliss

2007-07-28T06:17:00.001-07:00

thats my sister

Floating on bubbles

Che Che! i'm hungry!
Che Che! lets watch prison break!
Che Che! damn sien la....

No more macdonalds suppers. no one to help me solve physics questions. nobody to bully me.
im not happy!!!
so lonely. come home no one greets me. ur room is so darn clean and empty!!
its somewhat depressing.

sometimes i wonder. what if i was my sister. sigh...

have fun in singapore. remember to miss me. ='(